Trolls
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"So, what about internet trolls, Mr. Smartypants,that want to waste our lives and destract us?"
Thank you for asking.
This would be a great side-topic for a pastoral convention,
perhaps developing 'best practices
for handling people who are slow to present themselves, like Zacchaeus.
For hardcore trolls, I would have my ways, that some might find ...severe,
including blocking.
But, if I were a pastor with a church,
I would give a person making an email contact,
an overstatement saying
that my ultimate goal is to connect with them in-person,
and that my task list is too great for endless rabbit-trail email exchanges
without the transparency and the pleasure of in-person meetings.
If they were not local, I would eventually require their city and state info,
to transfer their inquiries to someone that can meet them in person.
If they refused, communication would cease.
If they are local, I would give them reading assignments
and the next communication would depend on them first completing the reading assignment.
At some point I would require a personal meeting, or the emails would need to end.
Blocking would be the last resort.